1)an klaneis sunexws epi 6 xronia kai 9 mhnes,parageis arketo aerio gia na ftia3eis mia ATOMIKH BOMBA!(interesting...)

2)o orgasmos apo ena gourouni krataei 30 lepta!!!(sthn epomenh zwh mou,8elw na eimai gourouni...h' estw na katafernw na xarizw s gunaikes 30 lepta orgasmo..oxi san twra p xarizw mono 15!pws omws to katalaban auto?kai gt to epsa3an?)

3)an xtupas to kefali sou ston toixo,xrhsimopoieis 150 8ermides thn wra.(do not try this at home!en tw meta3u akoma den mporw na xwnepsw to 8ema me to gourouni...)

4)oi an8rwpoi kai ta delfinia einai ta monadika onta sthn gh pou kanoun sex oxi mono gia anaparagwgh alla kai gia euxaristhsh!(gi auto o Fliper to delfini ap thn gnwsth seira ths thleorashs,sunexws xamogelouse?!?kai ta delfinia exoun 30 lepta orgasmo?dn mou fainetai dikaio auto!)

5)o pio dunatos mus sto swma mas,einai h glwssa..(akous mwro m?!?...)

6)oi de3ioxeires zoun kata meso oro 9 xronia perissotero ap tous aristeroxeires.
(an xrhsimopoieis kai ta duo xeria xwrizeis thn diafora twn xronwn st duo?!?)

7)to murmhgi mporei na shkwsei 50 fores to varos tou,kai na travh3ei 30 fores to varos tou,kai peftei panta sthn de3ia pleura otan zalistei!(to murmhgi ap ti zalizetai?!?pinei BUD?plhrwsan oi forologoumenoi polites gia auth thn ereuna?8a h8ela kapoios na m dwsei mia upeu8unh apanthsh s auto to 8ema!)

8)oi polikes arkoudes einai aristeroxeires!(kala kai poios noiazetai g auto?kai pws to anakalupsan?tis rwthsan m poio xeri grafoun?)

9)oi psulloi mporoun na phdh3oun 350 fores to mhkos tou swmatos tous.einai san enas an8rwpos na phdaei ena oloklhro ghpedo podosfairou!(na phdaei ena oloklhro ghpedo podosfairou?me gunaikes mesa fadazomai!)

10)to arseniko "alogaki ths Panagias" den mporei na e3permatwsei oso to kefali tou einai sundedemeno akoma sto swma tou!etsi to 8hluko,ton voh8aei thn katallhlh stigmh,apokefalizontas ton!("-Agaph mou,teleiwnw twra..nai,nai,nai,nai...ti kaneis agaph mou?...mh to kefali mou...ponaei..AAAAAAAA".toulaxiston ta gourounia pernane kalutera!)

11)merika liontaria zeugarwnoun 50 fores thn mera!.
(an k eimai liontari sto zwdio e3akolou8w na 8elw na eimai gourouni sthn epomenh zwh mou!protimw thn 'poiothta' apo thn 'posothta')

12)to mati ths strou8okamhlou einai megalutero ap ton egefalo ths.(3erw kapoious filous pou exoun to idio provlhma!)

13) ta xrusopsara den exoun egefalo
(kai tetoious filous exw!)